DeathJester-

“... and then the Lord did speaketh, and his voice was cast unto the nether, "I shalt send unto thee a prophet, an emissary of My Word. And he shalt go unto the lands of thine gook and atop mount garena he shalt call forth My Wisdom."-...”

“Dear children, During my time amongst the unwashed masses (read: syneera) of IHDL, I have observed that failure (aka blasz'ing) is on the rise, and frankly it is leading to a saking experience every time I sign into a startgame. The bots simply...”

“From Ryvian (Dota allstars) Go out of your way to kill them and gank them endlessly, finish with a "I bet you loved that didn't you?" "That's it, take my massive manly pillar of flesh into your dirty little pink hole." and...”